Okay so we have hot ghetto mess... and a few other sites dedicated to people who just try too damn hard... but fall so short.... since the birth of myspace I have found myself contemplating slitting my wrists as I look at some of these profiles, so shit why not dedicate a site? and now ladies and gentleman for our first candidate!

Here are my concerns... first off the caption under her pic is: Pretty enough for anything.......... *crickets* ............... I guess that means your pretty enough to have 4 eyebrows.... are you serious? no really..... and what in crisco hell is on yo lips?! wipe your mouth! You scare me!