You give me fever!

Wow look at you.... ummm.. if your not gay you ought to be... This picture SCREAMS fever! from the bedspread, to the "boyshorts?"... Were you going for an artistic angle with that mirror reflection? STOP IT

Yall look like you just came from a Orgy party upstairs... where are ya titties? where do they start or stop... homeboy with the net... it aint even a net tank top like the PR's wear... that shit is LONG... read: DRESS! and ya got ya gut hanging over your thong... both yall just cheesin too... put some clothes on.

Grandma is that YOU?!

After a certain age, I will delete my myspace profile... I have yet to decide when that will be but it definately won't be this late:


I get it, its Halloween... I hope.

I get this too... It was seniors day at cosmetology school wasn't it?

Note: posing with Elmo does not make you look any younger.. or *sigh* thinner for that matter.

You need a face lift.... cancel that... you just need a new face. mmmmmm and maybe a wig too.... You scare me.

Someone call Mr. Clean!

Note: When you post your pics on myspace.. make sure the enviorment around you is decent... stop posing in the bathroom... wit ya ass all in the sink where little Timmy brushes his teeth, fold ya clothes, straighten the fuck up!

Okay there is a lot going on in this pic.... first of all boo... u in a hotel room.... for the love of god unless you on vacation that is nothing to be proud of... dude in the back is clearly embarrased with that nasty comforter over his head... gettin ready to smoke huh, you look like a prosititute!

what in asbestos hell?

I guess no one sleeps on the bottom bunk huh? and I surely hope ya big ass aint climbing on top of there... put ya clothes away!

Bad Hair

I'm not sure why she has what resembles ziti piled on top of her head... or why she has that damn Wilma Flinstone pearl necklace around her neck... all I know is... you know what I dont know.. I give up on her... the next two are also her... Girl, you so adapting! look at you changing it up

I am not lying when I say the caption under her photo was... me and my moms..... I fuckin can't right now... I would smack my own damn momma for even attempting this outside of Halloween... yea I said it...

Okay, I'm not going to get into the fact that she is wearing shorts courtesy of Gap Kids..... matching hair? I am disgusted.... who told you that looked okay? Ray Charles?

WHY?

And you got the damn nerve to be in public... lookin like you just crawled out the dryer behind you

Hated it!

If I was his neighbor...... what fun I could have... imagine looking out your window and seeing this... what are you doing exactly... are you modeling... a... dashiki? I see you been watching your ANTM and listening to Miss Tyra...but im sorry your fucking adams apple is distracting the fuck out of the shot... The girl who will be moving on .. will NOT be you! GO back home

You know....

Okay so we have hot ghetto mess... and a few other sites dedicated to people who just try too damn hard... but fall so short.... since the birth of myspace I have found myself contemplating slitting my wrists as I look at some of these profiles, so shit why not dedicate a site? and now ladies and gentleman for our first candidate!



Here are my concerns... first off the caption under her pic is: Pretty enough for anything.......... *crickets* ............... I guess that means your pretty enough to have 4 eyebrows.... are you serious? no really..... and what in crisco hell is on yo lips?! wipe your mouth! You scare me!